Want to meet a good looking girl who is heir to one billion dollars - i.e. $1,000,000,000?

Jane Lauder

Here she is!

I actually saw Jane Lauder once, when I took my almost-as-good-looking one-true-love at the time to an Estée Lauder stockholder's meeting in November 1997 at the Essex House in Manhattan.

My girlfriend was an avid user of Estée Lauder products. (Some women will do anything to get laid.)

My girlfriend was actually slightly better looking than Jane Lauder, but Jane Lauder has that special something which will attract almost any man.

Here is the: Clinique Home Page.

Estée Lauder has not sued me yet. I can hardly wait!

Here are links:

• Estée Lauder Companies Inc.
• Clinique brand
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