Imagine...a Sloan who can be trusted with money! It must be mighty cold in Hell these days ;-)
Sam Sloan is now almost 60 years old, is running around trying to score with "girlfriends" by practicing his Japanese "dirty talk," and expounding his views on nymphomania, while he exploits his parasitic relationship with one of his favorite long-time marks, Richard Bozulich.
You are mistaken. Sam Sloan has been a guest in my house for the last month and a half. His physical appearance has been great altered. He is now fat with a huge potbelly. Moreover, he is NOT nearly 60 years old. According to his passport, which I have a copy of for various legal documents I filed for him in Japan, he was born in 1949, making him nearly 50 years old. I can verify this personally because when I met him in Beserkeley in 1964 he was just a 15-year-old child prodigy who had been admitted to UCB under a special dispensation from Clark Kerr.
I realize that you may harbor some ill-will against Mr. Sloan, as many people do, but I feel that you should respect the truth. I am sure that Sam would be willing to put his picture and passport on his website to verify what I have stated here.
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Sam is nearly sixty years old--pathetic, wrinkled, scrawny, distracted.
He's probably just grateful for the reduced gravity. Helps keep his arches--and everything else--up.