When he arrived home, he wrote a letter to complain. Soon, a letter came back, which said:
“Dear Mr. Jones,
“We are in receipt of your letter which complains that you were bitten by bed bugs while a guest at our hotel.
“I must inform you that you are mistaken. There are no bedbugs in our hotel. It is completely impossible that you were bitten by a bed bug while a guest at our hotel.
“Send this fellow the bed bug letter.”