Sex in the 90s: The Safest Sex of All

MALE VOICE-OVER: The reason I like to fantasize about rock stars is because of the power that they have. It's something to want to have, it's something to want to conquer.

FEMALE VOICE-OVER 1: Because it's a fantasy, you have freedom. Shirley Manson You're not bound by any constraints of what's considered appropriate or not.

FEMALE VOICE-OVER 2: I think that when I fantasize when I masturbate, it just makes that orgasm that much more intense.

CHRIS'S FANTASY: I've always had a thing for small, strong, very sexual women. My fantasy starts in a bathroom. I feel a bite on my neck so I stop and look around somewhat startled and look right at Shirley Manson, the lead singer of Garbage. She looks into my eyes and tells me that she'd rather see more somewhere more private. We get to her apartment in Soho and she says, "Have you ever been punished?" I told her I'm not sure what she means, she says I'll know soon enough, pushes me down and jumps on top of me and starts riding, pulls my clothes to the side, tears my shirt and pants. Being exposed, I can't help showing how excited it's all gotten me. Shirley Manson definitely treats me like a boytoy. She uses me for her own pleasure and I'm completely immunable to that.

MARY'S FANTASY: LL Cool J is the man that turns me on. He has a tendency of just licking those lips and you're mind starts wondering, "He's licking those lips. Hmm, they're wet and they're juicy, I wonder Courtney Love what they feel like." My fantasy about LL Cool J is the doorbell rings and there he is licking his lips as usual. We're driving into Manhattan as we're going to Sardi's for dinner. We get to the restaurant, we have a private booth, music is playing, we're talking. He orders champagne and lobster. The lobster's here, he tears off a little piece of meat, dips it in the hot butter. As he's feeding me, a bit of the butter drops on my chest. He takes that long, juicy wet tongue and licks it off. Oh, God! I couldn't contain myself, we start to kiss. We just have a night of ecstasy right there in the restaurant.

AMY'S FANTASY: Courtney Love is erotic because she's tough. I saw some footage of her stage diving and it was just evil. The guys were just groping her and like sticking their hands like between her legs just like trying as hard as they can to like to cop a feel and she did not look happy about it. I mean, she was giving them the finger. My fantasy would be that at one of her shows, there's all girls in the audience and there's no boys. When Courtney Love stage dives, the girls would sort of pass her around until she asks us to rip her clothes off and get her off. It'd be fun, it's be like a big girl orgy. We'd deposit her back on stage and she's all spent. She announces that she's only going to play all girl shows from now on, no boys allowed.

SCOTT'S FANTASY: Well, to think about someone turning the tables Henry Rollins on you is great if it's never been done. I myself am not gay and I don't think that Henry Rollins is gay but if I were to be with a guy, I would want it to be with him. What makes Henry Rollins so erotic for me I guess is all his tattoos and muscles and you know. I know he's an intelligent person but I mean, he just appears as if he wouldn't have a clue, like a big dumb rock and that's kind of sexy. He's exaggerated, like the exaggerated male, it's almost ridiculous how masculine he is. My fantasy about Henry Rollins starts out we're in a gymnasium together and I'm spotting for him and I'm holding his barbell. He's like staring at my crotch and all these thoughts are filling my mind like about how I want to be with him and I want to be just as big as he is and I want to have like huge muscles. Next thing I know we're like moving into his house and I basically just become like this slave to Henry Rollins. He's always out on tour and stuff and I'm always home and whenever he gets back, I just do whatever he wants. And we go and get matching tattoos and I get like this huge tattoo on my butt that says "Property Of Henry Rollins" on it.

DARREN'S FANTASY: My fantasy about TLC begins at a show of theirs. I picture myself in the audience and somehow I'm brought up on the stage with them. But it's at the end of the show so I end up actually following them backstage. And before I know it, there's TLC three women and me. I see T-Boz as sort of directing the actions of the other two making sure everything is peachy. There's something about Left Eye that I don't necessarily trust because there's a part of the fantasy where candles are lit and incense is burned and I wouldn't trust her with the matches. I'd say what's happening in this thing is pretty much a lot of just massaging and rubbing and a lot of exploring with the hands. I do see some sort of a three-part harmony going on with the orgasms. I'd like to think that I'd become a traveling companion with them. You know, move on to Cincinnati the next night. Something that keeps them going on the road.

McPHERSON: Lord, thank you. For your faithfulness, for your love. Lord, our soul would like to pray for our visitors here from MTV. I pray, Lord, that you speak to them in your own special way and they would show the truth when they show what they filmed. And I pray, Lord, that if they have any intention to do anything else that you will break that equipment down, frustrate their efforts, blow it up.

CHRISTINE: Amen.



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