This Joke Actually Appeared in The New York Times

There are actually two jokes here. Can you catch both of them?

It was told about a stunning Miss America who was disqualified. The committee found that, pre-crown, this ambitious, hard-working girl had made some lesbian porn. A girl has to eat.
The Brunt of Many Jokes?

"Q: What is the difference between that Miss America and the Titanic?"

"A: At least you know how many people went down on the Titanic!"

The above joke was published in the New York Times Book Review Section and is available at the following address: Review of "Plays Well With Others" by Allan Gurganus.

Here is another joke: What is the Difference Between a Good Girl and a Nice Girl?

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