It is now apparent that what Ken Starr is really seeking is a nice lady to give him a blow job. (With experience, of course).

Harolyn Cardozo Testified before Federal Grand Jury about Presidential Blowjobs

Also testifying yesterday was Janis Kearney, a White House archivist who keeps a daily diary of the President's blowjobs. Ms. Kearney, who was inside the courthouse nearly four hours, left without commenting.

A photograph of Ms. Kearney is not available.

Ken Starr Seeks Nice Lady with Experience Giving Blowjobs

• Wanted for Kidnapping
• More Women Testify about Presidential Blowjobs
• Decision dismissing Paula Jones case
• Affidavit Juanita Broaddrick, denying she is a "rape victim"
• Juanita Broaddrick, alleged "rape victim"


• Tammy Wynette Dies
• Ken Starr does not appreciate the news: Viagra: Blowjobs now obsolete!
• Order Now: The Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson - Just Out
• Order the Video of Clinton's Testimony

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