Photo of Three Assholes: Representatives Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant

Representative Bill McCollum, center, with Representatives Asa Hutchinson and Ed Bryant after they interviewed Monica Lewinsky at her Washington hotel.
Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant

Correction: This is a photo of three shitheads, not a photo of three assholes.
I have spent a lot of time pondering this weighty question: Are Congressmen Bill McCollum, Asa Hutchinson and Ed Bryant assholes, or are they shitheads, or both, or neither. Therefore, I have established a poll. Here is your chance to vote:

A) I think Congressmen Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant are assholes.

B) I think Congressmen Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant are shitheads.

C) I think Congressmen Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant are both assholes and shitheads.

D) I think Congressmen Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant are not assholes, nor are they shitheads.

What is your opinion of Congressmen Bill McCollum, Asa Hutchinson and Ed Bryant?
Congressmen Bill McCollum, Asa Hutchinson and Ed Bryant?

Choice A
Choice B
Choice C
Choice D

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What do you think? Are Congressmen Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant assholes, or are they shitheads? Express your opinion in the guestbook!

Background: Congressmen Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant demanded a face-to-face personal interview with Monica Lewinsky. When Lewinsky refused to meet with them, they got Ken Starr to file a motion with Judge Norma Holloway Johnson demanding that Lewinsky meet with them, or else forfeit her immunity from prosecution. Ken Starr was clearly wrong in asking Judge Johnson for such an order, because Ken Starr is supposedly an independent prosecutor of crimes. Ken Starr’s legal mandate does not cover impeachment proceedings. Also, Judge Norma Holloway Johnson was clearly wrong in ordering Lewinsky to “cooperate” with Congressmen Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant, because the deal Lewinsky made with Starr was to testify when called a witness. She never agreed to meet privately with third parties, such as House “managers” Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant.

The house managers objection that White House representatives had meet privately with potential witnesses was facetious. Those persons (unknown) met voluntarily. Lewinsky was forced under court order to submit herself to the indignity of a private meeting with Congressmen Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant, because otherwise she faces the prospect of years in prison at the hands of Ken Starr.

A braver person than Lewinsky would have told the house managers and Starr to shove it. However, Lewinsky is in a tough position. Unlike Clinton, she has admitted that she lied in her now infamous affidavit. If she now refuses to do anything Starr asks her to do, Starr would have no trouble obtaining a conviction and long prison sentence for her.

Anyone with doubts that Starr would stoop so low as to imprison his star witness need only look at the examples of Webster Hubbell and Susan McDougal, both of whom have spent years in prison at the hands of Ken Starr.

The question remains: Why would Congressmen Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant be so insistent on a private, personal and secretive meeting with Monica Lewinsky? Perhaps the reason is the reputation Monica has as a giver of blowjobs. Perhaps Congressmen Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant would like to get a blowjob for themselves. Yet, we know that Monica Lewinsky is no good at giving blowjobs. Were Monica any good at giving blowjobs, she would have swallowed the president’s semen, as every good girl learns to do, and would not have allowed it to spill and to ruin her dress.

If Congressmen Asa Hutchinson, Bill McCollum and Ed Bryant really want a good blowjob, they need to seek out Daa and Lim, who are trained and professional experts in that field.

To write a letter to Congressmen Bill McCollum , send e-mail to the following address:

Bill.McCollum@mail.house.gov

To write a letter to Congressman Asa Hutchinson, send e-mail to the following address:

Asa.Hutchinson@mail.house.gov

To write a letter to Congressman Ed Bryant, forget it. Congressman Ed Bryant is too stupid to have e-mail:

Ed.Bryant@mail.house.gov

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