This one, believe it or not, is a hooker

Be sure to wait and look at the bottom of the photo.

I have her name and address, plus her telephone number, birth date, physical dimensions and other vital statistics.

Karensha
This is no BS. If you were to call the number, she would answer the phone. She might even make your acquaintance (for a small fee no doubt).
UPDATE: Recently she has moved to another whorehouse.

She is no longer available at that number.

UPDATE: Disastrous News: The pill is approved in Japan!

Here are links:
Contact address - please send e-mail to the following address: Sloan@ishipress.com