I Want to be your Vice-President

Date: Tue, 29 Sep 98 4:39:54 EDT
To: sloan@ishipress.com
From: ( fif3mc@hotmail.com ) (Glen Kovacs)
Subject: couldn't get on ishipress.com so I...
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I couldn't get on ishipress.com so I did a search for Sam Sloan and came up with 449 items. The first one I read was your announcing your candidacy for president. Right off the bat I was ready to vote for you. I think Washington is ready. I started thinking about a platform, and then the idea hit me... If Sam hasn't yet chosen a running mate...

Let me briefly state my qualifications. I am a US born citizen and am 36 years old. In addition to all of that, I'm the first born son of a Hungarian immigrant. (immigrant vote), I have more military experience than Bill, I have a job right now which really doesn't require me to do a whole lot, so I've got time to campaign (and I'll also work on my spelling, if elected) I don't have a high IQ like you, I not even sure if I've ever been tested, but I am reasonably sure that I have one. I have a Japanese wife (Asian vote) and for some time now, I've had an affirmative action program for Asian women.

PS> my wife was really pissed about your article The Jap broads came & left... she called them a couple of "selfish bitches", in regards to the article about all unmarried Japanese are virgins... she's prepared to give that guy a call. I think my wife would be an excellent second lady. She is in fact my second wife, and much like Hillary graduated from Law school. I think Hillary is doing an outstanding job, and I think my wife could at least do as well. I was initially concerned that it was Hillary that was doing all the women... and I could accept and support that.
Order Monica's Story
I support global warming, I think its a good thing, less heating oil needed, less pollution...

If you think I'm worthy please send me some type of web site template so I could start getting up the vote. I don't speak as many languages as you, but I do speak regular and Southern English, Japanese, bits of French, Spanish, Korean, Russian and Tagalog. For example: "Pakiramdam ko ang kiki moi basang basa" in Tagalog means "I feel your pussy getting wet." Which is both a very useful and appropriate phrase.

In regards to your woman a night requirement... I'm not sure the public would go for it, unless you gave them your assurances that it wouldn't be coming out of their pockets, but then on the tax form you could do away with the $1 donation for presidential elections and change it to something to help Sam afford better/more pussy. I'm full of ideas, and I think I can get at least 13 votes (counting yours and mine) Three years ago I translated (with my wife) a book on Buddhism to English for a Japanese monk, I did this for no charge, so I think I can count on a little help from the spirit world.

And lastly, I'll have plenty of time to make links and web pages plugging our team. Thanking you in advance for your consideration.

Sincerely, Glen Kovacs

As far as the bastards that kidnapped your daughter, we can appoint a special prosecutor and round them all up. Virginia politics suck anyway, there are too many uncontested elections and too few people vote, so we get stuck with the dick heads. I would like to repeal Virginia's statehood, because of their renegade attitude and ignorant ways, pull a federal funding and close our bases. Just to keep the flag constant (50 stars) I'd like to offer Japan the opportunity to become the new fiftieth state (after they settle their economic problems and return California and Hawaii) perhaps we could even get them to throw in a few comfort girls, preferably not the ones they took from Korea in WW2.


MY REPLY:

Your letter is really good. I like it.

What I can do to get things started, is make your letter into a web page and ask for comments. Then, we will see how much support we will get. Also, I can put your e-mail address at the bottom, like I just did for the Turkish High School girl who wrote me: http://www.shamema.com/turkbomb.htm. (She is now guaranteed a lifetime of hot dates).

As far as my new girl a night requirement, this will come at no cost to the taxpayers, or to me. There are thousands (perhaps millions) of girls who want to go to bed with the president, at no charge.

There is another good reason for you to be my vice-president, because there was a chess master named Kovacs, Zoltan Kovacs, but he must have died by now, because that was years ago.

Write and let me know if I can publish your letter on my web site. (I will of course correct the spelling, etc.)

Sam Sloan


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