Will you still love
Will you still need me
When I'm 64
Not 69.........I didn't care for that when we were married!
I can be happy singing a tune

The Real Honzagool

tending the goats for now
Sending out valentines........
Eid greetings, bottles of homemade wine...
As I get older
I'm thinking of you
Am I just a fool?
Will you still need me.
Will you still feed me.
When I'm 64.
New hit in Kohistan! On the Nuristan Top 40!
Please send me my 20 rupees child support Ismail, or I will have the Mad Mullah prosecute you!

PS: This is not a phony letter. We do have Internet access at the tourist chai house. They sell access, charas and chai here for 5 rupees a minute.......

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• CLARIFICATION ABOUT M. ISMAIL SLOAN
• The Story of Poor, Little Honzagool
• Map to the House of Honzagool
• Honzagool being Prepared for Marriage to Me
• Honzagool
• The Family of Honzagool
• Letter about Honzagool
• Reasons why Honzagool is still legally my wife and all those other kids are bastards
• Shamema, the daughter who was kidnapped from Honzagool
• Charles Roberts, kidnapper of Shamema, the Daughter of Honzagool
• The Snow Leopard, once believed to be extinct and last seen in Chitral, is making a comeback
• Prince Burhan-ud-Din of Chitral and the Indian National Army
• Lawrence of Arabia and Chitral
• Nuristan: Hidden Land of the Hindu Kush