Clinton to Divorce Hillary and Marry Monica: Lewinsky to Become Nation's First Lady

A highly distinguished and reputable investigative journal reports that President Clinton is abort to divorce Hillary and make an honest woman out of his one true love, Monica S. Lewinsky.

UPDATE: The Weekly World News has written me to inform me that they did not publish this story. Sorry for the error.

Here is the joke of the day:

Order Monica's Story
Clinton's top legislative aid walks into the Oval Office and says: "Mr. President, What shall I do about the abortion bill?"

To this, Clinton replies: "Go ahead and pay it!"

[Pay the bill for the abortion. Get it!]

UPDATE: Say you read it here first!: Months after this was posted, the Ken Starr Report confirms that Lewinsky and Clinton have discussed marriage

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