| How to Talk Dirty in Japanese | |
 How to Talk Dirty |
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| How to Talk Dirty in Japanese | |
Millions of Japanese tourists go to America every year. However, after studying English for years in school books, they find that when they arrive in America they cannot understand what is going on. The reason: Their teachers in Japan never taught them how to talk dirty in English.
This bi-lingual book fills this gap. Each page has an explanation of dirty words and expressions in English and the facing page has an explanation of the equivalent dirty words in Japanese.
Here is a sample:
Say you are in Japan and you are fucking your Japanese friend's wife. He breaks in and says to you:
Nani yatten' do yo
This means "What the fuck are you doing?"
Following this, he says:
Koko de nani yatten' da. Hayaku usero!
This means: "Get the fuck out of here."
However, his wife is a fine piece of ass and naturally you do not want to stop fucking her, so you say to him:
Oi! omae no kamisan to yatteiru tokoro da ga nanika monku akka.
This means: "Well, I'm going to keep right on fucking her, so what the fuck are you going to do about it?"
This invaluable work, which is 170 pages long, is available in print format for $14.99 and in downloadable Adobe format for $9.99. Send your orders by e-mail to Sloan@ishipress.com .
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