Some photos are really raunchy and I cannot put them up, such as the photos guys send me of their wives and girlfriends committing unspeakable acts.

It has happened several times that a beautiful girl has sent me a picture of herself, and then insisted that I not publish it. (I wish I could, because I have some really good pictures I received that way on my hard drive.)

Lately, a girl who calls her self "Not Particularly Innocent" has been sending me letters. I finally at long last convinced her to give it up, and she sent me her pictures.

Grishkin

I am stunned by her beauty, but I cannot understand why she keeps making statements like: "My photos are attached. Try not to be too derogatory/mocking, please."

What possible reason could I have to be derogatory or mocking to a beautiful young girl.

Then it hit me: Because of the name she gives herself, which is "Not Particularly Innocent", no doubt some guys have made fun of her.

So, don't make fun of her! But, the letters she sends me are enticing and alluring. She even gets me excited and I have seen everything. Nothing gets me excited any more.

So here she is: Miss Not Particularly Innocent.

Dear Mr. Sloan,

I thoroughly disapprove of your lifestyle. But this is not why I write.

Grishkin

I am an 18 year-old Eurasian girl living in Hong Kong. Six months ago, I caught my boyfriend in the street holding hands with a short brown woman. Three months ago, my next boyfriend left me because I am, apparently, volatile and abusive. This afternoon, I fucked up my Oxford interview. This evening, a blatant disregard was shown for my sexual claim on a young Russian Ph.D. student. I am not happy.

Perhaps you might dedicate a small section of your website to me, in the hope that one of your many visitors might fall in love with me. I am a highly attractive young woman.

Yours,
Grishkin

I think I can help you, but I need your photo.

If you have a nice attractive photo you can send me by e-mail, I can put it on my web site with a little ad about you.

Sam Sloan

Do I have your word that you will remove me from your site if I don't like the publicity?

Just to let you know, so far no woman or girl has ever asked me to take her picture off of my site.

They have all been happy with the results.

Sam Sloan

UPDATE: Grishkin has her own cam site now. The picture changes frequently so be sure to save it if you want it.

Perhaps it is because the majority of women in developing countries do not have access to a computer. My photos are attached. Try not to be too derogatory/mocking, please.

I'm in a bit of a rush right now as I'm jetting off to my ancestral home in China in a few hours, for a change of environment. I should be back in 4 or 5 days.

I'm 18, and was born in Hong Kong. I've been a barmaid, an office flunky, and am now a woman of leisure. Never a wife or mother. I spend my time making webpages which eventually have to be deleted because of the demented fanbase they accumulate, and reading the literature of the country of whichever boy I happen to be obsessed with at the time.

I fear that the irony of not.particularly@innocent.com will be lost on most of your readers. There is also a grishkin@crosswinds.net.

Yours, in anticipation of a clogged mailbox.

You are famous already.

Take a look at http://www.anusha.com/grishkin.htm

In return for this, what will I get?

I am in Brooklyn New York now. Next week, I am flying to Japan. Later, I will go from there to China.

So, when can I meet you?

My fears have been substantiated.

You have also used my e-mail address out of context. I'm not sure why I believed I'd be above such crass treatment, but I did.

Please do not ask me to fuck you. I was not aware that sexual favours were the standard barter for bandwidth these days.

I'm back. China was muggy and uneventful.

The response was not quite what I had hoped for, so I have resorted to erecting an even larger personal ad, in the form of http://grishkin.tripod.com. Those who replied seemed more concerned with your evils than my charms.

I hope you're not going to be posting any more of our correspondence.

Dearest Grishkin,

I promise you I will not publish any of our future correspondence. However, I have just added your last letter which ends with "I hope you're not going to be posting any more of our correspondence."

That is a good place to end our public conversation.

I also needed to add that, so that I could include the link to your new web site (which I have not seen yet, so I hope it works okay.)

I must say that some of my readers are enthralled and enchanted by you. I am realistic. I know that I will probably never get to fuck you, so I am happy to have my readers get their rocks off while dreaming about you and thinking about you.

I will also not include on my web site that you are 5' 10" and a chain smoker. I do not want to discourage my readers from trying to fuck you or at least thinking about it.

If we ever do meet, you will not have to worry about me trying to fuck you. Your virginity will be safe with me because:

1. I will never ever fuck a girl who smokes.

There is an important reason for this: When I fuck a girl, babies come out. Many men have a problem. They cannot make a baby. I do not have this problem. When I go with a girl, she gets pregnant. This is why I have seven children from four different mothers. I would have more, but some of my kids did not make it out.

2. I cannot remember even getting into bed with a girl who is 5' 10".

3. I would of course never fuck a Chinese girl.

This raises another subject: Are you Chinese? I have a theory that you are half Chinese. Your mother was Chinese and your father was European: Either Russian or English.

Even though many Chinese speak English, your level of English is too high quality to be merely school book English.

So, when can we meet?

Sam