Porn Site Poll

This is a poll to find out what you would like to see on a porn site.

WARNING: There is no porn on this site. We do not have porn here. If you want porn, go somewhere else.

What we have here is a poll to find out what sort of advertisement would induce you to go to a porn site.

I do not know of anybody on the Internet who has not received an ad by e-mail or on a newsgroup advertising a porn site. One type of ad goes like this:

Which advertisement would attract you?
Which of these 10 ads would you want to look at?

A - Teddy Bear
B - I Can't Believe
C - Being Good
D - Spring Break
E - Babysitter Playing
F - Two Brothers
G - One Girl
H - Classroom
I - Standing
J - Revenge



Current Results
"Hi! This is your friend, Maxine. Me and my girl friend Carol were just taking some pictures of each other in our college dorm. Could you please look at our pictures and tell us what you think?"

This seems harmless enough. You probably know somebody named Maxine, or think you might or wish you did, so you go to the URL and suddenly you are SPAMMED: You are locked into a hard core professionally done porn site and the only way out is to turn off your computer. You never even get to see Carol and Maxine. Their names are nowhere mentioned.

The operators of these porn sites pay advertisers by the click. When you hit that site, they get paid, even if you do not buy anything. If you do not get suckered in by these ads any more, there are millions of new viewers joining the Internet every day and they do not know about this and will get suckered in and possibly even spend their money.

I am making a poll of readers to ask them what attracts their attention.

I know that anything involving two girls gets men excited. Anything having to do with incest will also attract a lot of attention.

I learned a long time ago that if I just use the word "girls" in any context on my site, it will attract a lot of attention. So, I put up a page about girls who play Chinese chess. I get a lot of viewers, even though they do not find what they are looking for.

The hottest word in my experience is "virgin". If you say that a girl is a virgin, everybody will want to see her. If you say that she is a slut and a whore, nobody will be interested.

Somebody tried to beat that by advertising "virgin sluts and whores", adding, "Isn't this something like 'Military intelligence'?" (The idea being that the military is not intelligent.)

Why are pictures of two women having sex with each other more arousing to a man than pictures of a woman having sex with a man? My opinion is that when a man sees another man in the picture, he feels threatened. He knows that he just cannot dive in. In addition, notice that the men in these pictures almost always are wearing tattoos. Statistics show that most of the murders in America are committed by men who wear tattoos. A lot of women in these porn shots have tattoos as well.

Why do men get aroused when they see two women having sex with each other? In my opinion, it is because they think that if they were there they could just jump in and have sex with both of the women. If is obvious from the pictures that most of these women are not really lesbians. They are just making money by posing for a picture. But if they really were lesbians and you really did dive in, you would probably not receive the reception you were hoping for.

I asked this question to somebody who calls herself "The Queen of the Perverts". She wrote me: "Most guys assume that women having sex isn't real. And they assume that they would be welcome to join in. As you say, they are often incorrect."

Here is an ad I got a few days ago which I thought was rather good and it got my hand on my mouse (my computer mouse) and I was almost going to click on it when suddenly I came to my senses and did not. Here is the ad that almost got me:

"Subject: Vickie Works her CUNT Muscles

"Many people think that the more a woman fucks, the looser her cunt gets. NOT TRUE. The more we fuck the more we condition our pussy muscles to grab and squeeze all the juice from you big thick cock. And you LOVE it when we wrap our legs around your back and you feel like your cock is in a vise. When you check out the links today and enter my contest below, you'll have an instant hard-on just imagining your cock in one of these tight, wet, hot boxes."

This ad interested me because it made a valid point. Almost everybody does believe that women who have sex frequently really do have big pussys, which are considered to be undesirable. However, women who exercise a lot, work out at the gym, go jogging and fuck a lot should logically have stronger, tighter pussys than virginal girls who sit at home and never do anything.

Another letter I received comes from a concerned parent who complains that today's porn, unlike yesterday's, does not convey positive attitudes about sex. Yesterday, you took a sneaky peak at Playboy Magazine, which contained articles suggestive of adult men having normal sex with adult women.

I received a letter yesterday asking this. The full letter is below. What I have decided to do with the question which was asked is to ask my readers what kind of porn ad would be most likely to cause them to hit the site. We know that if we hit a site it will probably contain nothing like what was advertised, but the advertiser will have won the war because the advertiser gets paid just if you hit the site, plus more if you actually buy something.

I have picked out from the long lost below ten ads which I feel might attract viewers. I want you to vote on which ad would be most likely to attract you. Remember, these sites do not exist, or, if they do exist, I do not know where they are, so this is really just a poll:

Which advertisement would attract you?
Which of these 10 ads would you want to look at?

A - Teddy Bear
B - I Can't Believe
C - Being Good
D - Spring Break
E - Babysitter Playing
F - Two Brothers
G - One Girl
H - Classroom
I - Standing
J - Revenge



Current Results
Choose one of the following ten advertisements:

A - YUMMY! Youngest, Teen Virgin with little teddy bear!!!
B - I fucking can't believe this!!! My YOUNGER SISTER is fucking 2 Guys!!!
C - (TEEN) School girl! Being good girl for Daddy!
D - Spring Break Teen Orgy !!
E - Teen babysitter playing with her tight wet pussy
F - Don't look at me like that, I'm just fucking your two brothers ;-)
G - One Girl, Two Guys Cumming on her ...
H - Teen Student Masturbates in Classroom For Teacher!!
I - Daddy's Little Girl Can Take It Standing
J - I want REVENGE on my boyfriend. Please come and fuck me.

I have tried to present a somewhat diversified list. However, I have absolutely no interest in anything involving SM or physical restrains, so nothing on the list above reflects that. Some items on the list above I would definitely not be interested in, but this is a poll to see what you readers would be interested in.

If I have missed something important, please let me know. This is why I have included the full list which was sent to me below.

Below is the letter I actually received:


Nice page, even if it takes forever to load.

Why is Internet porn so mysogynistic and angry, compared to print and film pornography? Why is so little of it presented in an appreciative, positive way?

I'm actually worried about a lot of what's out there for my son, whose been Internet savvy since he was 11 - people crapping and pissing in other people's mouths, brutal anti-women sex, rape fantasy, people sucking off animals, doctored photos showing women drenched in impossible amounts of cum, racist porn, "child" porn where the models are 18 according to disclaimers (not read by children) but are made to look very young, pictures ostensibly showing fathers fucking daughters or brother/sister "young teen" sex.

It's not at all like when I used to carefully sneak Playboys from under my dad's bed. As an adult, I know what's real, he doesn't, and I don't anticipate that we'll look at them together.

Take a look at one easily accessible site like [won't mention it here], which is actually one of the tamer ones. Here are some of the picture links there. Try to read these as a 13-year-old might.

7th July: HOT GAY COCKSUCKERS in ACTION!!
7th July: SUCK THIS CUM SPURTER BITCH
7th July: YUMMY! Youngest, Teen Virgin with little teddy bear!!!
7th July: SCREAM BITCH - This Is Going To Hurt!
7th July: this is SQUATTIN SQUAW!
7th July: SHE'S BEING FORCE FED SOME TUBE STEAK
7th July: HOT ASIAN FUCKEE BITCH LEGS WIDE OPEN IN RED STOCKINGS SHAVED??
7th July: SLANT EYED ASIAN SLUT LOOKS LIKE SHE'D CHEW OFF YOUR COCK & SPIT IT
7th July: Daddy's Little Girl Can Take It Standing
7th July: (Gay) Guy in JOCK STRAP ready to MOUTH FUCK his buddy!
7th July: HOT YOUNG BLONDE learning how to suck cock!
7th July: Asian girl gets a lot of cum, while held hard in her hair, hehe
7th July: I fucking can't believe this!!! My YOUNG SISTER is fucking 2 Guys!!!
7th July: (TEEN) School girl! Being good girl for Daddy!
7th July: Tan Teen Pinned Down Getting Her Ass Fucked !!
7th July: ***ASIAN BABE ***DOUBLE ANAL FUCKED*** BY 2 WHITE DUDES!***
7th July: Tight warm teen girl with a teddy bear about to get fucked!!!
7th July: Don't forget to flush when you're done in there!
7th July: The pregnant bitch is showing her open very wide wetty cunt
7th July: 2 Teens Sharing 1 Cock !!
7th July: Taking a black cock and licking a white pussy!
7th July: These 2 YOUNG TEENS can't get enough CUM!
7th July: Little Blonde Cocksucker Showing What Whitener She Uses Most!!!
7th July: Hot Pigtailed Slut Masturbates For All to View!!
7th July: Hot Young Slut Gets A Major Facial!!
7th July: Young teenage girls that SWALLOW !
6th July: Teenage Blond Gets Face Full Of Cum!!
6th July: GAY BUTTFUCKERS get REAMED RAW!
6th July: Cheerleading Teen Slut Spreads Legs!!
6th July: TEEN PLAY WITH EACH OTHER'S ASZHOLES, :):):):):):):):) YUM YUM!
6th July: Spring Break Teen Orgy !!
6th July: A horny teen showing her unique ass ! She's waiting for you !
6th July: Blonde TEEN struggles to fit a HUGE COCK in her mouth
6th July: Don't look at me like that, I'm just fucking your two brothers ;-)
6th July: My Very First Blow Job!!!
6th July: HORNY TEEN who doesn't have enough of two COCKS
6th July: Are you sure your over 18??
6th July: ---> ADORABLE TEEN LOVES TO TONGUE HER GIRLFRIEND'S CLIT
6th July: One Girl, Two Guys Cumming on her ...
6th July: SMILE....as she TASTES her SISTER-INLAW on this WEDDING DAY!
6th July: HOT BLONDE BITCH GETS RAMMED GOOD!
6th July: INCREDIBLE BROWN-KNOT......HOLY SHIT!!
6th July: Dave feeds me his cock and whips me with my wrists & ankles shackled
6th July: Teen babysitter playing with her tight wet pussy
6th July: dark haired teen with 13 inch cock poses outdoors!
6th July: Cock Buried In Her Asshole !!
6th July: Redhead SHEMALE getting BUTTFUCKED --- TRANSSEXUAL ACTION
6th July: BONDAGE Teen tied, her nipples are caught in mousetraps
6th July: Teen Student Masturbates In Classroom For Teacher!!
6th July: Sluts, sluts, sluts...lesbian sluts.
6th July: Lez Lickin Girlfriends Ass With Pierced Tongue!!
6th July: Wanna Lick My ass Too???
5th July: I want REVENGE on my boyfriend please come and fuck me.
5th July: My Sister's Friends VAGINA is SO FUQKING LOOSE....GROSS!!!
5th July: The Internets Top Teens!!
5th July: OUCH! Get it out, DADDY! It's TOO FUCKING BIG!
5th July: MY SISTER AND HER FRIENDS !!
5th July: Slutty Bitch All Tied UP!!! and Fucked up!
5th July: Hot young amateur teen flasher.....yum!
5th July: You could just step up behind her, unzip and give her what she wants

Tell me if just talking to him about this stuff is good enough.

Also, what is the deal with pictures of women with 3 dicks in their mouth at once? Whose fantasy is this? Is this for guys with closeted homoerotic desires? Oh yeah, I can let my dick touch another guys as long as it's in a woman's mouth. Not only that, she'll be giving each of us the worst possible blow job since she can't attend to any one of us.

And speaking of fantasy, where is real sexual fantasy on the web? Where are unusual costumes and settings?


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