Yesterday, I decided to try and see if I could created my own porn with Photoshop, which I recently obtained. I took three pictures and cut and pasted them. I came up with this.

The World's Worst Porn

I agree that this is really bad, but I think it has potential. Would somebody please help me make this into an acceptable picture, or tell me how to do it? I need a free lesson.

I think that the basic elements are here to turn this into some good rocks-off porn.

Kindly help.

It is one of the wonders of modern technology that now even the most inept of us can create our own porn. Nobody needs to waste their money in porn shops anymore.

The down side is that guys don't need girls any more, and girls don't need guys.

Here are links:

• On the Importance of Taking Pictures of Your Girlfriend
• Why Do Women Feel the Irrepressible Urge to Pose Nude on the Internet?
• Why Do Women Spread their Legs when having Sex?
• Beautiful Women send me their pictures by e-mail
• A Poll of Porn
• Write your own dirty story or erotic fantasy
• Our New Father: A Screenplay
• The Hard Core Porn Trap
• The Wonders of Modern Medical Research
• All Unmarried Japanese Girls are Virgins
• The Story of Atsuko
• Hard Times in Tokyo, Japan
• Pokeporn Poll (for adults only)
• Pokemon Plot
• All 150 Pokemon monsters and their trainers (You will need to wait several minutes for all the files to download)
• Public School 111 has Banned Pokemon from the school
• Movies cited on Sam Sloan's web sites
• Books cited on Sam Sloan's web sites
• Order "The Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson" from Amazon Books
• Order "The Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson" from Barnes and Noble